What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work,Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if heTries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, thenTax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass
Tax all he hasThen let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,Then tax him some more,Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these wordsupon his tomb,"Taxes drove meto my doom..."
When he's gone,Do not relax,Its time to applyThe inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCDL license TaxCigarette TaxCorporate Income TaxDog License TaxFederal Income TaxFederal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License TaxFood License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility TaxesVehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration TaxWell Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? (I know, we stuck our noses in everyone else's business.) And now I have to "press 1" for English. I hope this goes around the world 10 times or more!
Tax his land,Tax his bed,Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work,Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if heTries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, thenTax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass
Tax all he hasThen let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,Then tax him some more,Tax him till He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod in Which he's laid.
Put these wordsupon his tomb,"Taxes drove meto my doom..."
When he's gone,Do not relax,Its time to applyThe inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCDL license TaxCigarette TaxCorporate Income TaxDog License TaxFederal Income TaxFederal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) Fishing License TaxFood License Tax, Fuel permit tax Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Interest expense Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility TaxesVehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration TaxWell Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? (I know, we stuck our noses in everyone else's business.) And now I have to "press 1" for English. I hope this goes around the world 10 times or more!
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