MORE "IDIOT AWARDS"

MORE "IDIOT AWARDS"


IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a
new neighbor call the local township
administrative office to request the removal
of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by
cars out here! I don't think this is a good
place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Kingman, KS.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person
behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."
He said he was sorry, but they only had
iceberg. He was a Chef?Yep...From Kansas City!

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport,
checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put anything
in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled
knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner
buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what
the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals
blind people when the light is red. Appalled,
she responded, "What on earth are blind
people doing driving?" She was a probation
officer in Wichita, KS.

IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for
an old and dear coworker. She was leaving
the company due to "downsizing." Our manager
commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should
do this more often." Not another word was spoken.
We all just looked at each other with that
deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a bunch
at Texas Instruments.

IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who
plugged her power strip back into itself and for
the sake of her own life, couldn't understand
why her system would not turn on. A deputy
with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I
arrived at an automobile dealership to pick
up our car, we were told the keys had been
locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the drivers side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I
instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "its open!" His
reply, "I know - I already got that side."

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

STAY ALERT! They walk among us ... And they REPRODUCE!